Lately
I have had girls fuss around about how they are looking for tall
guys yet most of them fall below 4 ft in height. One of my
ladies colleagues even told me that she would forgive a guy on
anything else so long as he is tall. Note I mean physical height (not elsewhere)
This
sounds ridiculous since by evolution a large percentage of men have gradually
reduced in height to below 6 ft. I also made a
crazy observation that most of this women demanding tall
..blah ..blah blah ...are serious victims of Short Woman Syndrome.
When
I decided to write about my experience with dating short women I
wanted to write something solid. I did a quick research on Tinker Bell
Syndrome that is synonymous with Short Girl/
Woman Syndrome. I was amused by some things I read. I began by
the definition of Short Woman Syndrome and this is what I found out
from urban dictionary...
The definition according to urban dictionary for Short Girl Syndrome is a problem associated
with short women. A short girl (5'8" or under) who will only date
tall men (generally 6' or over) as she is insecure about her own lack of
height, and wants to compensate........
The definition continues that ' short girl ' meaning is defined by the
comparison of the girls height to the male partner. She
is very intent on compensating - but will very rarely admit that that is why
she loves tall guys. For her, generally, the taller the better. May be
insecure in other areas, for example weight, her own facial features.
Example in dialogue : "Yeah, any guy I date simply has to be over 6 foot
tall"
"Although I'm only 5'6
Urban Dictionary full definition can be found HERE
From
my experiences dating short women...this is something
I don't want to ever do again for the following reasons.
#1) Most Short Women are Insecure in Relationships
Nothing
bugs a man than a nagging woman who wants to monitor your every move to the
extent of your mobile phone conversation. If you are dating a short woman you
are very lucky if she is not nagging, always calling and asking who you are
with. This is the biggest turn off that you can get from your partner.
In
most cases this women feel that they could be losing their man to some else
who is taller and this prompts them to react this angrily, nagging,
beeping, calling , texting and
all mannerism that disturbing your inner peace as a macho
man.
#2) Most Short Women are Drama Queens
Most
short women will embarrass you with endless dramas that are of
their own making. They will call you names in front of your peers and cause
all hullabaloo on petty things...like the dog ate
her underwear.... the kitchen sink is blocked and you are busy
watching football and all these small things that can be solved by simple
intellect. The worse part of this drama is they are
always aggrieved that they are ignored and not taken seriously....
If you are a soft spoken man you will tolerate these dramas
forever!
# 3 Most Short Women are Control Freak
I
was dating a short beautiful chick who would never want me to be in control
of even the obvious manly decision. She was to even control your life
...Where you live, eat , who you associate with and so on....If there is
something I can never give up is the freedom I enjoyed when I walked away
from home at 18 years. The freedom of choice...I cannot substitute it with
anything.
# 4 Most Short Women are Selfish and Self Centered
Egocentricity and
short women are inseparable..maybe I have been unlucky to meet self centered
victims of short woman syndrome all the time but I am yet to meet one who is
generous ..they will want you to do that for her without caring you also have
your own needs ....from my experience they can never part with
their money and when they do its painful and the consequences is #2 Most
Short Women are Drama Queens
#
5 Most Short Women Love Expensive High Heels they Can’t Afford
You
should not talk of living beyond your means until you have met and dated a
short woman. They will invest most of their earning to buy high heels to at
least try to match your height.
# 6 In Bed they Overdo Everything or Pretend
in order to Please you
Nothing
pisses a man than a faked ORGASM! Short women will do anything
to compensate for their inadequacy by trying to out match
you in bed they end up overdoing everything to a point pleasure becomes
boredom..sex turns to a pass time activity and soon they are on media ...#
7 Most Short women are Media Attention Seekers
# 7 Most Short women are Media Attention Seekers
Ever
taken time to listen to what Mwalimu Kingangi and Maina have to endure
everyday courtesy to media attention seekers ? This short women
will anika you and your entire family linage and bad storos on the
media.
# 8 Most Short Women Never Get Satisfied
Most
of them will always think there is a better guy out there who can treat them
better than you do. This is a serious problem wanaume wanavumilia ...nothing
is bad like the woman of your dreams losing faith in you. For me I would take
the high road and never look back.
My
Verdict : I would rather have a slightly weighty woman than one
suffering from Short Woman Syndrome. What's your choice ? Share
your experiences via comments.
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