Lately, I am coming across increasing desperate emails sent
to me with questions on how to approach women for dating. Whilst I am neither a
dating expert nor a counselor, but I have a word or two for the young lads who
are struck in a rut when it comes to approaching women.
There are many successful stories of guys who approach girls
in Matatus, public places or anywhere but what sets them aside from the other
losers is the power of gab. Women are not going to forgive you for not being
creative or being too much of a waif so next time you approach a girl avoid
these common Kenyan pickup lines
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I have come up with the list of 15 commonly used pick up
lines that will guarantee you failure while approaching a girl for dating:
1)
Niaje …eeh nilikuona wapi? (Very
common overly abused ) Saying this to a complete stranger as the first thing
makes you look like an opportunist pig ho does not deserve a gorgeous girl…
Most smart girls will immediately see the gapping flaw in that pick up line …its
even better to assume you have not seen her before …
2) Niaje
…unanijua?
How dare you ask her if she knows you …no
girl will admit openly they know you especially if she is interested in you …try
another line
3) Niaje,
unakaa wapi ?
Girls are
skeptical about releasing their details to strangers, where she lives should
never e your first line…in fact you should not care about where she lives coz it
does not matter where she lives even if she lives in a cave ..
4)
Unakaa poa
The sole reason you should never describe
her beauty in the first line is the fact she can easily brush you off since you
have made her feel her worth...in fact there is greater success if you use a
good negative statement ….like you can talk of her hair looks bad but the dress
is not too bad …such a line will make her think twice about you…..I guy once
said to a lady ….’uso yako inakaa poa but hiyo miguu si imezeeka sana ! kwani unatembea
kutoka wapi ?
Guess what, the guy WON!!
5)
Najua mathaako, nyanya yako, bro yako et al
So what will be the question nagging her
mind when you say this to her, instead there is a better way to say it, you
should phrase it in form of a question so that you can get an answer from her …something
like “bro
yako bado …. [? ]” ending with a question works the magic since you spark
a conversation
Add more pick up lines that should never be
used on Kenya soil using the comments below.
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