Hilarious Announcement Image Trending of Kenyan Man Thought to be Cheating You have to See This !

Reason Kenyan Men Get Stuck Inside While Having Affair with Someone Wife : Must Read

Can couples really get stuck during sexual intimacy?  Medical doctors, whom some people dismiss as clueless regarding the matters of ‘sexual lock down’, describe the situation as a temporary medical condition that is treatable.

However in Ukambani, such ‘lock downs’ are normal. And they are not medical, according to traditional experts.

Are you Dating a Woman or a Girl - Read this Insightful Article : Reblog

We cannot deny that there are some fundamental differences between men and women 

– from how we are socialized to the chemical and hormonal differences that naturally occur. Thus, I thought it appropriate to write this post on the differences between dating a girl vs a woman. Many points on this post would apply if you switched the genders around.

Sauti Sol Gay Claims Cause Kenyan Social Media Outrage

We don’t do it for the money, we do it for the butt!” said one of the Sauti Sol band members.  Sauti Sol is a renowned music band in Kenya that rose to its fame mainly due to its band members.Apparently, they saw it cool for it to have only male members, despite Kenya having a population of more females than males.

Kenyan Men are Broke and Ugly Ciku Muiruri Rants

To be manly is having or denoting those good qualities traditionally associated with men such as courage and strength. So a man who acts the opposite of this I’d imagine is a wimp – Weak, feeble and cowardly. I saw something on the news this week that made me sad.

A wimp (Allow me to use this word to denote his feeble message) representing the male population under the auspices of the Global Gender Empowerment Network was asking guys to stand up for themselves (presumably against women) by shaking our hands with their left hand, not smiling at us and not having physical relations with us. Does this sound very manly to you? Why would an organization that purports to empower men give them silly things to do that can only serve to emasculate them?

Picture of the Day : Mwanaume ni Kutake Risk ....

Interesting how far one can go to just enjoy a ride, although risky these two men must be enjoying the ride. Kweli mwanaume ni kutake risk...

Your Vagina Isn’t just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy – It’s also too Brown ! Interesting Story

Good news, ladies! Society has discovered another new thing that’s wrong with you, which means another opportunity for you to make yourself more attractive for your man. Score! Turns out, the color of your vagina is gross and everyone hates it. So bleach that motherfucker. Bleach it right now!

In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman’s disgusting brown vagina hadn’t ruined everything!

The dude can’t even bring himself to look at her. He can’t look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife’s dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash (“Freshness + Fairness”). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, “Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET’S BONE.”

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Emmy Kosgei Settles Down in Nigeria

Emmy Kosgei after a flamboyant wedding and a seclusive honeymoon Emmy Kosgei has now settled down to Nigerian culture. Last Sunday attired in a flowingly blue mermaid iro (wrapper) with a matching buba (blouse) and a white gele (head tie) and accessorized with a brass bangle Emmy arrived in style. 

Suitsupply Men Fashion Clothesline Arrives in Kenya

Suitsupply Men Fashion Clothesline Arrives in Kenya - According to an article carried on Standard Suitsupply launched a shop in NairobI Kenya . Suitsupply combines high-quality tailoring, fine Italian fabrics, and time-honored craftsmanship to offer a collection of luxury suits, jackets, shirts, ties, coats, bags, knitwear, shoes, accessories and more.

Picture of the Day : Mwanaume ni Creativity

Talk of hustling to make ends meet in the harsh economic times and you have no idea how creative people can become. Here is the picture of one hardworking Kinyozi wa Stima. This is the picture of the day for today. We can learn to be creative no matter the situation we find ourselves in. Keep dreaming Mwanaume ni Creativity. 

Dating a Luo Man 50 Things to Expect : Good Read

Dating Luo Man expectations are well put in a recent list published here. Interestingly, one Ndege a Kenyan Blogger by the name One Kenyan Boy has summarized it all in 50 sentences that you should read to understand your expectations when you date a Luo man. Ladies here is your list. 

Kenyan Man Desperately Seeks Social Media Help for Cheating Wife

Story Originally Published On Kenyan Post 

Well Guys, this is EPIC. This is DRAMA. This is THRILLING.

My name is George Gichangi. I am 32 Years old. And I am currently separated from my wife. I am a teacher. And I live in Limuru.

I was inspired by the story of an American woman named Sonya Gore to go PUBLIC about my marital woes.

See, Sonya married Ivan Lewis in February 2010. But just 10 months later, they separated after Lewis cheated on her.

After the separation, Lewis took to social media to try and win Sonya's heart back.

But Sonya did something unique;

Sonya told Lewis to PUBLICLY ADMIT on FACEBOOK that HE HAD cheated on her. And if that post gained 10,000 LIKES, she would accept him back!

And sure enough, Lewis took a piece of hard paper and wrote on it ; I CHEATED ON MY WIFE. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. He posed with that paper, took a photo and updated it on Facebook.

And after months of the photo being shared and going viral, it attracted 10k LIKES and Sonya accepted Lewis back into the marriage.

Well, I got married to Keziah Wahito in 2006. I was 25 then. Keziah was 20. She is the Lady in the photo with Me.

Our marriage was smooth. And fun. And exciting.

And soon enough, a baby came along.

God blessed us with a child, Brian Gathukia, who is 3 Years old.

But in 2011, Keziah started cheating on me.

She was then working for Faulu-Kenya, the micro finance bank.

Keziah was cheating on me with some rich businessman. His name was Sam Njenga.

I knew about it, confronted Keziah and, as expected, she vehemently denied it.

I was hurt by her lies. And desperate attempts to cover up her transgressions.

I let it go. And after two months, I realized she was still cheating. With the same guy.

This time I got mad and kicked her out of our matrimonial home, on September 26th 2011. I kicked her out at 12.36am. Past midnight.

I didnt care where she would go or end up.

I was left with our baby, Brian Gathukia. I was the father and mother to him.

But on December 16th 2011, I visited Keziah's home in Ting'ang'a, Kiambu. I met her and her parents, we talked, solved issues and made up.

I took her back to our home. And took her in.

Our marriage progressed just fine until 4 months later, March 2012 when I discovered she was cheating. Yet again. With the same GUY!

I got mad. I almost went crazy.

I even stormed Sam's offices and created quite a scene.

I physically assaulted Sam.

But as I was busy creating trouble and bringing the whole place to a stand-still, police came in and arrested me.

And in the process, I lost my job.

Again, I kicked Keziah out. This time, together with Baby Brian.

I even moved out of our home. And started living alone. And drinking heavily.

But in August last Year, Keziah made desperate efforts to re-unite with me. And, being the man I am, I fell for her, visited her home again, talked it out for hours, and ended up with her. Yet again.

But Keziah wouldnt stop. She pretended to have changed. But it was all a gimmick.

Sam was still firmly in the picture. Sam was still her baby boy.

Keziah would still move with him. And play discreet games with him.

And yet again, We separated in August 16th 2013.

Keziah wont change. Yet I LOVE HER TO DEATH.

I am tired of my wife and her secret man, Sam.

I have confronted Sam a hundred times AND He still wont respect Me. Or MY MARRIAGE.

As a man, I am hurt. And deeply wounded.

My manhood has been injured.

And thats why I have turned to social media. I want MY marriage BACK! I want my wife BACK!

Social Media, please help me.

I DONT BLAME MY WIFE. I blame Sam, her lover.

I know women are weak and easily influenced. And so, I blame Sam for stealing her heart.

Kindly, call Sam and tell him to RESPECT Me and My marriage. And if he doesnt pick, TEXT HIM.

Tell Him it’s WRONG . And that He is hurting Me. And My child Brian.

Bother him. Disturb him.

ORDER Him to Leave My wife and Marriage ALONE!

Yes, call him names if possible!

He has many contacts...but the ones he uses to text/ call My Wife are;

0721474545 or 0736074302.

And as for You Keziah, If You want me back, You MUST DO what Sonya Gore's husband did.

You MUST ANNOUNCE PUBLICLY on social media that YOU CHEATED on Me. And seek for forgiveness. In public.

And if that post gets 10,000 LIKES,I will accept You back.

The reason I also chose 10k LIKES is so that THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of people will see YOUR FACE. And know that YOU cheated in a marriage. Our Marriage.

YOU MUST FEEL THE SHAME.

Still Love You though.

George Gichangi.

Photos of Tanya of Tahidi High : 15 Most Gorgeous Pictures of Tanya

15 Most Gorgeous Pictures of Tanya of Tahidi High TV drama is the latest addition of photos of Tanya that you should see.. She looks amazing in these new photos. The TV drama queen who has innumerable fans continues to amuse more and more Kenyans with her role in various events and appearances. She has a great career ahead of her judging by her cool demeanor and ever growing praises from her fans. 

‘Vera Sidika’ and Socialite Culture in Kenya is Overrated !

Vera Sidika is now a household name in Kenya for no apparent reason, ask me why I think so and I will assure you Kenyan men will ogle, adore, worship or (……..fit in here any other befitting adjective) at anything that has two legs and a hefty rear without bothering what it is ….talk of agony our two legged animals are undergoing in central Kenya and you will begin to understand the socialite culture has nothing to do with beautiful Kenyan women but increased perversion amongst Kenyan men. I came across

Kenyan Married Men Buying S$x Via Phone Calls

Jim (not real name) moved in to the next house in my apartment about 3 months ago, Jim is a happily married man judging by the many times I have seen him and his wife holding hands, playing all over the space despite having one kid. Every time I see this couple going to buy sukawiki together I am amused just like many other onlookers.  Too much PDA is characteristic of this couple. I once overheard a hateful on looking elderly woman say ‘ Hizi ni nyenge za mwanzo ya ndoa…watazoeana’ at the sight of Jim playfully handling his wife in public.

Pic of the Week : Mwanaume ni Wamunyota

The picture of the week shows what happens in Kenya at a scene of accident, especially when lori ya Mkate na Fombe zimegongana (when a lorry carrying bread and another one carrying alcohol collide in a certain village) For that day business is not as usual in that area as the wamunyotas rush to get free beer or bread.......

Tim Njiru Gets Married in Memorable Ceremony : See All Pictures

Tim weds Pam Pictures : Tim Njiru Wedding pictures show a colorful  and memorable wedding that will go down history as one of the many memorable celebrity wedding. In one of the photos Tim is seen kissing the bride Tim Njiru is one of household Kenya TV names. The following are the pictures of Tim Njiru and Pam wedding.

Kenyan Women Use Panties In Rape Protest

Kenyan Women displayed panties during the rape protest in Nairobi in support of action be taken on Kenyan police who did not take action on rapists who raped and injured a girl in Busia. The sad story of 16 year old girl attracted more than 1 million signatures Speaking to the media the women said their choice for panties was because it is the last garment rapists remove before the commit the act.  The video below show this protest of 300 protestants carrying panties.