100 Stereotypes about Kenyan Women

(Guest Post)

This is part of Share Your Story Kenyan Bachelor Blog

I have been hearing different stereotypes about Kenya women from every other corner of the internet. I have decided to come up with this post that will list all the Stereotypes you have heard about Kenyan women. Note there is also a version here for Stereotype about Kenyan men. 

The following guest post reproduced from Mashahada Forum is an interesting summary of Kenyan Women Stereotypes 

KIKUYU WOMAN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends
a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!

LUO WOMAN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both

get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

LUHYA WOMAN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Ugali and
Ingokho.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3
carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

MERU WOMAN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

SOMALI WOMAN:
First Date: You fill out the mandatory family questionnaire listing
all your assets.
Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family
comes along.
Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with
you.
Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual
deprivation in one night.
You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.

KAMBA WOMAN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on
Guiness, have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She is pregnant.
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
and
live happily ever after eating
rice and beans in the Machakos.

KISII WOMAN:
First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you
the
wrong address.
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant.She gets lost getting
to
the restaurant and then
again going home.
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

KALENJIN WOMAN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

MAASAI WOMAN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing
happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already
realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMAN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.